"Watch that ego of yours." Stiles couldn't help springing to his usual antics when it came to teasing and sarcasm. It was something normal to cling to. Like, even if he was an undead bloodsucking werewolf controlling monster, he could still be a total shithead.

"What? No way! If you think my dad would give up looking for me short of physical proof I'm dead, then you've got some case of rabies or something because you're nuts! How do I even tell him this stuff? 'Oh hey dad, guess what? I'm acing all my classes, but I'm a vampire! Let's not order garlic pizza anymore!"